My husband had dental surgery today. In addition to post op instructions, he received a gift bag. Yes, you read that correctly. A gift bag. I’ve had quite a few surgeries and other than some ace bandages and a pain medication script, I usually just end up with a bill.
The gift bag had things he would immediately need- gauze packs, instant cold pack. It also had a pen, a t-shirt, and a coupon for a free milkshake from Chick-fil-A. Whaaaaaat?! I didn’t have to run out to the store immediately to get him gauze, we had it. And a milkshake? That’s the perfect post op treat- you haven’t eaten in hours but need to get something in your system (my husband has actually taken me to get a milkshake after every one of my surgeries so we had a little laugh about that at the doctor’s office). And what about the t shirt? Yeah, I’m wearing that now- it has a clever slogan about losing your wisdom teeth. Regardless, it’s clean and comfy.
How cool would it be if after my knee surgery, I received a gift bag? With maybe a stress ball to squeeze the crap out of (or bite into) when my nerve block wears off or perhaps a whistle for calling my children to help me? And maybe one of those long grabber things so I could reach my lip balm after I drop it on the floor and can’t bend to reach it?
In all seriousness, what would be in your gift bag? And have you ever been lucky enough to receive one yourself?